
Make Me a German
A British family, the Temples, moves into an ordinary German household for several weeks, eating what Germans eat, working where Germans work, and following the daily habits that supposedly make Germany's economy hum while Britain's stumbles. The film sends them through recycling routines sorted into more bins than they knew existed, a factory apprenticeship system that funnels teenagers into skilled trades instead of university debt, and a supermarket routine built around bakery bread and strict Sunday closing laws. Interviews with economists and ordinary Germans sit alongside the family's own confusion and adjustment, comparing German productivity, low unemployment, and export strength against Britain's stagnation. The family's culture shock, over things like household efficiency, work-life boundaries, and blunt German communication, becomes the vehicle for a broader argument about national character and economic policy. It stays lighthearted and observational rather than academic, using one household's experience to ask what, if anything, Britain could actually borrow from its neighbor.